siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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milliondollarnigga:

solarsenpai:

this will always be great

laughing

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mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

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manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

(Source: sizvideos)

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girlwhovian:

cards against humanity / sherlock edition [insp]

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immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

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im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

image

(Source: everlarkdandelions)

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yoncevevo:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rise

yoncevevo:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rise

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gretlusky:

I told you, Star. Just a few inches more!
http://scriptorsapiens.tumblr.com/ ‘s headcanon of Beast Boy growing really tall and broad-shouldered. I had to stop drawing the Raven one and do this

gretlusky:

I told you, Star. Just a few inches more!

http://scriptorsapiens.tumblr.com/ ‘s headcanon of Beast Boy growing really tall and broad-shouldered. I had to stop drawing the Raven one and do this

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bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

(Source: petapeta)

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